and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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