After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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