pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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