Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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