they call him Oral-B. enough said
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
