im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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