OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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