sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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