at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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