garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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