these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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