I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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