I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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