I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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