The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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