I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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