What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my shit smells like andre
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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