Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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