He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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