Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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