just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
thus making me awesome and them whores
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
im on a boat
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