i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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