If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
