K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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