what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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