I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he laminated a picture of his dick.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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