God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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