Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
