She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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