We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
only if we run a train.
done.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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