Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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