If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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