There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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