it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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