you're like a bully in the Christmas story
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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