Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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