I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This girl is more easily done than said...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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