That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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