just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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