Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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