So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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