does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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