Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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