Nicole vs. Life
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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