Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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