Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
being pregnant is like rehab
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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