Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Oh god it's open bar.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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