Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We are two peas in an std pod
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
