that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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