Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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