my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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