How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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