Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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