Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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