i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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