Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
