she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize